(via r-ideout)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via hotboyproblems)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(Source: stuartstormborn, via jaredpadaleggi)

(Source: 18month-s, via discolor3d)

  • friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
  • me: oh really like what
  • friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
  • me: whoa that really is kinky
  • me internally: weak

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

(via unaffectable)

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via hotboyproblems)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via the-young-writer-gg)

(Source: civilwhore, via lipsitck)

snugggler:

"What’s your sexuality?"
“Yes”

(Source: pournstar, via ha-ze)

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(via lubricates)

(Source: hateteendrama, via moan-s)

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via crystallized-teardrops)