traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via stabs)

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

(Source: romanticaust, via trust)

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gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

(via givingblowjobs)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via monaparker)

(via essuriens)

(Source: dvdp, via forgave)

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hilarydank:

*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

(via encourage)